Subject: 84 Days

OMG, this email is HILARIOUS! She writes, at 8:30am, ” yes, I will be the thin (122 pounds) sexy woman at court, looking good with my low cute blouse in red, and a short skirt showing off my fine legs and rear end.

I will be the hottest looking woman in the courtroom, it won’t be hard to find me. Can’t wait to see the look in your eyes when you catch your breath at how awesome I look and I have two almost grown children, WOW- see you there.

Judge won’t care what comes out of your mouth why are you trying so hard.

84 days till the end of this.”

Keith and I got a GREAT laugh at this one! THIS was one of her funniest emails!

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